Here's my prediction: they've already said it involves time travel, right? Doesn't that involve the astral plane in some way?

"There's not going to be any crime."

Seriously, what's in the bag? …A shark?

I think if anything, the line that spoke most directly at critics was when he calls her beautiful and she says "do you mean that?" and he says "I do. Don't you think so?" and she just says something like "yeah, but a lot of people have said otherwise."

I think my favorite part in retrospect is when he asks her why she kept putting her trash in his dumpster, and she said something like "i just got to like the feeling- the dumping it in, and running away" - basically how the rest of the episode transpires from that point.

I like to think that Todd has completely lost it and he's posting these things under the guise "Alien Jesus" without realizing it.

Like, there's plenty of people who find Mad Men boring, but you didn't spend half the review of "The Suitcase" conceding, "yeah, if you find Mad Men boring, I guess I could try to find dozens of ways of why you would find this boring too."

I thought that was an amazing half-hour of television.

This almost assuredly means a fifth season is going to happen. I don't know what to feel. On Donald Glover's last mixtape he basically said he wished the show was cancelled. Would he be sad if it was actually cancelled though? Would he cry, and if he did would it be hysterical like it is in the show or just regular…

I like to imagine that the events of the series take place in real time during the writing process, so Ramsey has already been waiting 2 years for the Night's Watch to come at him.

Nooooo. It's like that episode of The Simpsons where they have the mafia battle in their front yard. When Marge wants Homer to go inside he says, "But Marge, look at that little guy. He hasn't done anything yet. And you just know that when he does it's gonna be good!" That's Tim in a microcosm, only you never know…

This show was funny for a bit, in the early going.

This will either be brilliant or miserable. No in between.

I unintentionally quit after season 4 (which is weird, cause that had a great cliffhanger). Was the best reactionary decision I've made since tuning into the Arrested Development pilot cause I thought the commercials looked quirky.

To make matters worse, someone took his f@$%$#@ hardboiled eggs!

IN HD completely made that.

Talk about your white people problems.

Matthew Fox. Please. Please. Please.

It's just like Breaking Bad, minus the untarnished legacy/dying as a hero part.

I smoked pot in the parking lot of an L.A. laundromat with a dude who claimed to be best friends with Arnold's mistresses' son. That's my story.