I'm totally straight but would still probably take Jim over Phyllis.

I'm legitimately more interested if anyone can actually find him in GTA: San Andreas.

I'm legitimately more interested if anyone can actually find him in GTA: San Andreas.

Yeah, mostly. It rests very comfortably between Funeral and Neon Bible.

Yeah, mostly. It rests very comfortably between Funeral and Neon Bible.

Denny's offers The Mountain That Rides, a combination of every item on the menu thrown into a skillet. Don't order The Mountain That Rides.

Denny's offers The Mountain That Rides, a combination of every item on the menu thrown into a skillet. Don't order The Mountain That Rides.

Dip 'em in the what? DIP 'EM IN THE WHAT?!

Dip 'em in the what? DIP 'EM IN THE WHAT?!

Now that Boss is over, can we get regular coverage of Shark Tank? AKA, maybe the best show on TV that's not called Mad Men, Breaking Bad, GoT, Boardwalk Empire, or Community?

Now that Boss is over, can we get regular coverage of Shark Tank? AKA, maybe the best show on TV that's not called Mad Men, Breaking Bad, GoT, Boardwalk Empire, or Community?

The blooper real for the 3rd movie is fucking great though. Tobey's natural laugh completely kills me.

The blooper real for the 3rd movie is fucking great though. Tobey's natural laugh completely kills me.

Did the shock of the fall kill her? Or did Spidey accidentally break her neck while trying to save her? We'll never know- there's no such thing as autopsies in the Marvel universe.

Did the shock of the fall kill her? Or did Spidey accidentally break her neck while trying to save her? We'll never know- there's no such thing as autopsies in the Marvel universe.

As long as Webb's third movie features some pie that's soooo good, I don't care who's dead or alive.

As long as Webb's third movie features some pie that's soooo good, I don't care who's dead or alive.

Much like Anne and Marta before him, I hope he's playing Steve Holt 2.0. Come on. That would be awesome.

Much like Anne and Marta before him, I hope he's playing Steve Holt 2.0. Come on. That would be awesome.

Ay wait a minute. Where'd my little blue dude go?