If you could make it out of the Fantastic Four's fortress without losing 18 lives, you're a better man than me. Of course, if you do get out, Carnage is just waiting on you to fuck you.

Was it the Gathering of Five? Remember the Gathering of Five? Exactly.

Was it the Gathering of Five? Remember the Gathering of Five? Exactly.

What I'm saying is, it's better than you remember.

What I'm saying is, it's better than you remember.

90's Spider-Man's immediate reaction upon watching the Vulture change from a young man to an old man: "from rollerblades to geriatrics in seconds!"

90's Spider-Man's immediate reaction upon watching the Vulture change from a young man to an old man: "from rollerblades to geriatrics in seconds!"

And sure the dialogue's hokey- he's Stan "The Wheatcake" Lee for God's sake- but a ton of his Spidey stories are still recycled to this day. Spider-Man 2 used his 'Spider-Man No More' arc as their subplot just, what, 8 years ago?

And sure the dialogue's hokey- he's Stan "The Wheatcake" Lee for God's sake- but a ton of his Spidey stories are still recycled to this day. Spider-Man 2 used his 'Spider-Man No More' arc as their subplot just, what, 8 years ago?

Their music IS the type of shit that makes Chris Brown wanna kick a whore/ who makes the songs about the wet-blockers, when it rains it pours.

Their music IS the type of shit that makes Chris Brown wanna kick a whore/ who makes the songs about the wet-blockers, when it rains it pours.

In all fairness, that kid had accumulated a LOT of tickets.

In all fairness, that kid had accumulated a LOT of tickets.

Makes me hate that stinkin mouse even MORE!

Makes me hate that stinkin mouse even MORE!

Oh GOD yes.

Oh GOD yes.

Emmeril. Cause when you hit that middle skee-ball ring… BAM!

Emmeril. Cause when you hit that middle skee-ball ring… BAM!

Oh Jesus FUCK YEAH. GIMME THAT ZIPLINE.