That was a guy?  Weird.

MOTHER!!  NO!!!!

Save it for the stand.

You're thinking of 911

Dostoevsky? Eh, I wouldn't kick him outta bed.

Never give a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck

Full disclosure - I havent gotten around to watching Party Down yet

LUPE!!

You spelled Ben Wyatt wrong.

Where the fuck is Agent Broyles when you need him?

Wait - what?

Most masturbatory newswire EVER

Bees?!  Did you say bees?

I wish I could like that comment again.

Wait, we all arent talking about Van Derwerf??

Goobs?

WA WA WA

Obligatory cool cool cool.

OOoooooohhhh…..so close

They really think their target demographic still buys books?  HA