BLACK PEOPLE!!

Jeez, I literally teared up at that last exchange, I was laughing so hard.

At least the "black Dorian Gray" doesn't have to worry about CancerAIDS.  You, not so much.

What??!!!  Dislike Doritos??  They're the Dawes of snack foods!!

Old bros

Can you imagine the unholy shit storm that would occur if Dawes popped up in Community?

They should tie into the Hulk movies and have Eric Ba…. I mean Edwar….. Mark Ruf…… ah fuck it.

Name-dropping Community again, Adams???

Slow down

Have you really never heard of the Maryland Deathfest?  It's America's Wacken.

They're a pretty tits US black metal band, on the off chance that you're serious.

Haters gonna hate.  Liturgy is sweet.

Not the list of bands we need, but the list of bands we deserve.

He should just be happy it took them this long.  Surprised they didnt pump this shit out to coincide with the movie.

Probably Roseanne, just to be ironic about it.

They've tried, James.  Oh how they have tried.

Well, China is going to invade sooner or later….

Ugh, you're the worst.

Why are people still taking Chuck Norris seriously?

Just one teeny tiny lil old AID