CancerAids

"This is my O-Face"

I was hoping this was a review of Alan Moore's Lost Girls

So apparently "too cool for school internet tough guy hipster" is slang for "fucking nerd"

Or 32 1/2 Danzigs

That's Sergeant to you.  Or can you not see these stripes?

So Jorge Garcia plays a comic book fan.  Again.  Anytime a fun loving obese guy appears in TV or movies, he fucking loooooooves comic books.

Sam Neill has creeped the fuck out of me ever since I saw Event Horizon at way too young an age.

From your hospital bed, no doubt.

I'm a real big fan of almost all his films, but really, who gives a fuck about his list of top movies?  I sure as hell don't.

They're touring Florida (and ONLY Florida) with fucking Diplo and Liturgy.  FUCKING LITURGY!!  I'd rape a school bus full of retarded burn victims for a chance to head down there and see that show.

or the quality of premium cable, amirite brahs?

You must be new here, because the AVC DOES carry CancerAids, and we all DO have it.

Wait, do you know something you're not telling us?  WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!

I fucking loved Slipknot in 8th grade.  Good thing we grow up, right?

FUCK YOU VANDERWERFF COMMUNITY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

Hagfish!!  I knew Whitney reminded me of an animal!!

Because it sucks.

written by Nick Offerman

The TCA's have destroyed the way you talk.  If that’s what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends.