I wonder where they will go for vacation this time? They did the Vegas thing. Theme parks are played out. Been to Europe during Octoberfest and Rusty got laid. So that's done. And they already celebrated Christmas and got the pool.

Man, those Vampire guys really are a bunch of psycho dicks.

I know, ironic, right?

Nah. They strap him into a chair and wheel him into the Martha Stewart(tm) Collection at Sears, Clockwork Orange-style.

Ugh. That, the Screaming Trees, and the the fucking Singles soundtrack were the collective Vampire Weekend of my college career. Hated that shit right outta the box.

Sean,

ZMF, did you see John Dies at The End? If so, did you like it, and did you ever read the book?

Um, guys, thanks for the article. But you do know your subject could have served as the entire piece. "The 7th. Heaven musical is one of the worst episodes of TV Ever" is more than sufficient. We would have also accepted "7thand Heaven is the worst TV Show Ever".

Wait…they're mutally exclusive?

….yes?

WAIT: I finally understand why the show is called The Following!

The message was that Eric Roberts was so goddamn high that he actually hallucinated the entire movie. And the audience.

An F. WOW.

Well, I just think that tonally, it was a bit off. But the message and intent were clear.

I pretty much gave up and lost it at "the life lessons of a flatuent pack animal".

Is this guy immortal? Seriously, he was old when he voiced K.I.T.T.

My wife watches this show. When I am trapped and happen to catch it, I find my myself musing as to whether Courtney Cox's vagina smells of elderberries.

Man this is depressing. World is unfair. I worry about my kids, and am glad at least the wife and I have good jobs, a great relationship, and are involved as much in their lives as we can.

Fish? Vagina??

So fucking sick of zombies. They seemed to have outlasted even the vampires. Werewolves are too hairy, so the tweeens won't go for it.