The Japanese called him Ono Aku, The Red Devil.

Yikes. I was so jaded I missed that. And to think my cousin used to bang her when she spent her summers at the beach in NJ.
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This is the AVClub. Prerequisite for posting is an elitist hipster douchebag attitude. Clearly, you got the memo, so where's the disconnect, brother???
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Asians. Wow.

Hmmmm…let's measure the pros vs. cons for the host:

Other than Alicia Keyes and I guess Brittney…who the fuck are these people??? Spears is with the black guy from the Wolverine movie???

Magic Johnson on Girls:

Magic Johnson on Girls:

One wonders if they ever bothered to ask Bill Lambeer his opinion, in sort of a point-counter-point.

Gettin' wit dat that fat white chick is like driving to the hole for me. All too easy.She'd be ridin' Kareem's skyhook All. Night. Long.

Just use the  smartphone to tell theevensmarterTivo to set up season pass. This might be one I can watch with the wife. She LOVES Felicity. Maybe a naked Keri Russell gets me some mid-week lovin!

Never saw this. Does she get naked?

When is She going to blow Him?

"Cool bands" and "Pennsylvania" are mutually exclusive. Unless you count fucking Live.

I am not alone!

Young Justice was cool. Fucking Toon Network. They want to own their own IP.

I always felt that Pawn Stars would be more interesting if they showed the customers losing *huge* at the tables, going home to open and read a letter from the bank, and then silently emptying their attic of any junk they can find as the wife and kids cry about legacies lost.

Hookers On The Point Wars
Taxi Cab Confession Wars
Real Sex Wars
Cathouse Wars

I'm fin with storage wars with being fake, because, really, fuck that show.

LET'S SEND THOSE ROBOTS A RAMBO GRAM!