Wait…Disney made this…??

Todd- Let's do a retro review of American Gothic, ala Firefly!

Now that's synergy.

I thought it was a remake of the 80's action show starring Leee Van Cleef as The Master.
Imagine my disappointment when Sho Kasugi was nowhere to be found.

Johnny Utah, played at OHIO STATE.

Near Dark is great. Point Break is absurd but my brother-in-laws favorite movie of all time, brah.

WTF- why diss on Al? Or did he commit already?

Or, Knoxville: Squibs to the crotch.

And if Crom won't help with tax reform? Then to hell with you!

Sounds better than The Master, at least.

They went from Pumping Up the Volume…to Mute?

Or, even as a untrained civilian, could have leaned forward and simply BLOWN the lighter out. Repeatedly. It would be like those trick birthday candles. Endless humor.

MAN was this ep BORING. I watched the 60 minute ep in about 15 with all the fast forwarding. It was redeemed when Diggle hands him the list at the end, and they basically say, "Hey, time to start killin' 'gain!" And they fade out with big happy smiles.

Earwolf? Featuring the comedy stylings of Ernest Borgnine and Jan-Michael Vincent?

Nothing is spoiled other than the milk.

Fuck there are hot blondes on this show.

Here's an example. In a surreal moment, we hear this voice, "can't somebody help??"
Outside the room there is an older guy and his daughter. My wife says, "he's going to collapse! Do something!!" I jump up, and catch the guy as he has a heart attack. He's shaking. Nurse has her hands full with some screaming guy on…

Yep. 3rd kid, so you get used to it :)

McBain!

McBain!