Paul Rudd is on my wife's List of 5. You know, the list of 5 famous people that a spouse can bone without consequence? I am absolutely nothing like Paul Rudd, so, I don't know what that says about me.

…so, basically, Jack Reacher pins the needle on the E-meter as he is a practicing OT level VIII Thetan who can create and control universes in the palm of his hand while skullfucking Xenu?

…so, basically, Jack Reacher pins the needle on the E-meter as he is a practicing OT level VIII Thetan who can create and control universes in the palm of his hand while skullfucking Xenu?

Wasn't there a David and Goliath movie by these guys? And I seem to recall a VHS tape in circulation where someone overdubbed the voices like an X-rated Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Wasn't there a David and Goliath movie by these guys? And I seem to recall a VHS tape in circulation where someone overdubbed the voices like an X-rated Mystery Science Theater 3000?

You appeal, Genevieve…..

You appeal, Genevieve…..

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Wait, thought it was Juggalo for life? Can you call on them in an emergency? Are you disinfranchaised?

Wait, thought it was Juggalo for life? Can you call on them in an emergency? Are you disinfranchaised?

America, FUCK yeah!

America, FUCK yeah!

Nathan, glad you're gettin' paid. Now it all makes sense!

Nathan, glad you're gettin' paid. Now it all makes sense!

Note to Gwar dude: You're trying too hard…..

Note to Gwar dude: You're trying too hard…..

Man, was there a LOT of running and gasping in this trailer. That's pretty much not how I understand space travel, but really, fuck NASA. Boring pocket-protector sporting dweebs.

Man, was there a LOT of running and gasping in this trailer. That's pretty much not how I understand space travel, but really, fuck NASA. Boring pocket-protector sporting dweebs.

On behalf of us who no longer watch this show, I would say to the producers :