Yeah, me too. Off day today for sure.
<sigh> I used to hunger……

My entire presence today on The AvClub forums can be tidily summed up with the words, "epic fail."
Dammit.

My entire presence today on The AvClub forums can be tidily summed up with the words, "epic fail."
Dammit.

Dammit. I blame both the PC attitude of this country and my own failure for staying my hand.
Subject: [avclub] Re: NewswireElmo puppeteer Kevin Clash resigns just as another allegation no one wants to hear about surfaces

Dammit. I blame both the PC attitude of this country and my own failure for staying my hand.
Subject: [avclub] Re: NewswireElmo puppeteer Kevin Clash resigns just as another allegation no one wants to hear about surfaces

Dammit. Clearly my subconscious misses hockey more than I thought.

Dammit. Clearly my subconscious misses hockey more than I thought.

<raises hand=""> Eagles fan. We'd be thrilled to have One Direction hang with anyone remotely resembling a quarterback on our team. We'd be ok with the petrified corpses of NKOTB, too.

<raises hand=""> Eagles fan. We'd be thrilled to have One Direction hang with anyone remotely resembling a quarterback on our team. We'd be ok with the petrified corpses of NKOTB, too.

ARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!

ARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Maybe Elmo liked having this guy's hand up his ass?

Maybe Elmo liked having this guy's hand up his ass?

I don't care for Massive Attack. Please feel free to attack me in massive faction like you did the guy who expressed his opinion above.

I don't care for Massive Attack. Please feel free to attack me in massive faction like you did the guy who expressed his opinion above.

Keith, you guys lost your amateur status back when Rabin started hocking his biography.

Keith, you guys lost your amateur status back when Rabin started hocking his biography.

Just stop now is the advice that the lazy youth of America have already embraced.

Just stop now is the advice that the lazy youth of America have already embraced.

Oh, kaPOW.