I guess I'll have to check out The Passage. Admittedly, Del Toro set the bar pretty low….
Subject: [avclub] Re: Justin Cronin: The Twelve | Books | Book Review | The A.V. Club

It sounds like the craptastic Guilliame Del Toro vampire books. They were awful.

It sounds like the craptastic Guilliame Del Toro vampire books. They were awful.

No, why would she wash out her tuckus if the condom busted in the vajayjay?

No, why would she wash out her tuckus if the condom busted in the vajayjay?

Right. All good points. And none of that stuff "wrecks" the episode.

Right. All good points. And none of that stuff "wrecks" the episode.

True story. Years ago, as a teenager, I was fucking my girlfriend, and the condom broke. I flipped out, and made her douche with Coke. Stolen from my roomate's stash. Yes, I believed the urban legend. It was freshman year in college. She did it in the men's room. I was panicked for 2 months.

True story. Years ago, as a teenager, I was fucking my girlfriend, and the condom broke. I flipped out, and made her douche with Coke. Stolen from my roomate's stash. Yes, I believed the urban legend. It was freshman year in college. She did it in the men's room. I was panicked for 2 months.

I took the Pepsi Challenge and shat blood for a week.

I took the Pepsi Challenge and shat blood for a week.

But dammit if TASONH wasn't a FANTASTIC 1/2 hour.

But dammit if TASONH wasn't a FANTASTIC 1/2 hour.

Oh, I have saved it. Saved it for so very, very, long. And it felt…glorious.
G-damn I love the Avclub so much <sniff>

Oh, I have saved it. Saved it for so very, very, long. And it felt…glorious.
G-damn I love the Avclub so much <sniff>

Fart-lasso!

Fart-lasso!

We all float down here, Georgie.

We all float down here, Georgie.

They're only unsettling if you're not a pre-teen anymore.