Elephants take massive dumps. I mean, massive. Spend those donations on some mops and a bucket, Mike.

I know, right?? 4 fucking decades. Should be a bronzed Bottle of Lotion and Copy of The Blue Lagoon.
Subject: [avclub] Re: Random RolesBrooke Shields onThe Middle, Jim Henson, and bar-crawling with Tom Green

I know, right?? 4 fucking decades. Should be a bronzed Bottle of Lotion and Copy of The Blue Lagoon.
Subject: [avclub] Re: Random RolesBrooke Shields onThe Middle, Jim Henson, and bar-crawling with Tom Green

It's the Interweb. Always expect the unexpected!

It's the Interweb. Always expect the unexpected!

I know, right?? 4 fucking decades. Should be a bronzed Bottle of Lotion and Copy of The Blue Lagoon.
Subject: [avclub] Re: Random RolesBrooke Shields onThe Middle, Jim Henson, and bar-crawling with Tom Green

I know, right?? 4 fucking decades. Should be a bronzed Bottle of Lotion and Copy of The Blue Lagoon.
Subject: [avclub] Re: Random RolesBrooke Shields onThe Middle, Jim Henson, and bar-crawling with Tom Green

Dear Tom,

Dear Tom,

I did ok in school/college. Honors student in high school, blah, blah. 3.0-ish in college when 4.0 was still the highest.Is it still the highest? I don't know.

I did ok in school/college. Honors student in high school, blah, blah. 3.0-ish in college when 4.0 was still the highest.Is it still the highest? I don't know.

Fuck paying for this. If I want to see a man sporting a full-on boner, I'll just looooook….riiiiiiight….HERE!

Fuck paying for this. If I want to see a man sporting a full-on boner, I'll just looooook….riiiiiiight….HERE!

Deadman? Seriously? Who's the audience for that? Your local comic shop?

Deadman? Seriously? Who's the audience for that? Your local comic shop?

Beware, I Live

Beware, I Live

Well beam me up, Scotty. Got a link? I am replying through email, can't see site. AND I AM LAZY (and…I Hunger…)
Subject: [avclub] Re: AVQ&APop-culture losses we most regret

Well beam me up, Scotty. Got a link? I am replying through email, can't see site. AND I AM LAZY (and…I Hunger…)
Subject: [avclub] Re: AVQ&APop-culture losses we most regret

Tasha, Dungeon Keeper 2 was AWESOME.