It's not a very good song.

Jazz hands everybody!

Jazz hands everybody!

"Kent, stop touching yourself"
"How do you know? Who is this?"
"This is God, Kent"

"Kent, stop touching yourself"
"How do you know? Who is this?"
"This is God, Kent"

Ass-kicking Puritans vs. Amish Assassins.

Ass-kicking Puritans vs. Amish Assassins.

I once hooked up with some chick on New Year's Eve at a private party at this shitty bar. She had dated a friend of mine like 10 years before, recognized me. So drunk we were making out within 90 second s(clock hit midnight). She comes back to my apartment with me, kind of goes down on me in half-assed way. But there…

I once hooked up with some chick on New Year's Eve at a private party at this shitty bar. She had dated a friend of mine like 10 years before, recognized me. So drunk we were making out within 90 second s(clock hit midnight). She comes back to my apartment with me, kind of goes down on me in half-assed way. But there…

So, chicks want to beat on you is what you're saying?

So, chicks want to beat on you is what you're saying?

It's ironic that Cult Cannon would review this movie on the same day 50 Cent has admonished us to stop masturbating.

It's ironic that Cult Cannon would review this movie on the same day 50 Cent has admonished us to stop masturbating.

ARE THEY PACKING SINIBOMBS???I HATE SINIBOMBS!

ARE THEY PACKING SINIBOMBS???I HATE SINIBOMBS!

….hey, that feels pretty good….WAIT A SECOND….
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME IN MY MOMENT OF OANASTIC WEAKNESS, MR. CENT!

….hey, that feels pretty good….WAIT A SECOND….
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME IN MY MOMENT OF OANASTIC WEAKNESS, MR. CENT!

Hangover sucked, brah.

Hangover sucked, brah.

Yes, yes, they can in fact be wrong.