Wow. Marvel is firing their big Gunn on this one.

I must laugh, because at this moment I myself am drowning in water!

I must laugh, because at this moment I myself am drowning in water!

I shall eat her cookie, and revel in her candy corn.

I shall eat her cookie, and revel in her candy corn.

So, you'd say that you're a cookie conformist?

So, you'd say that you're a cookie conformist?

My sweet Genevieve, you have lightened your hair, haven't you?

My sweet Genevieve, you have lightened your hair, haven't you?

Amanda Palmer her ass??

Amanda Palmer her ass??

Wait, who?

Wait, who?

Let me be the first to state, 
unequivocally,

Let me be the first to state, 
unequivocally,

Buffy's Musical Episode, "Once More with Feeling."

Buffy's Musical Episode, "Once More with Feeling."

Fuck this guy. It's all an act. Oh yeah, he doesn't have sex. That's because it's not really sex when Joe Buck sticks his thumb up your ass while Mike Tirico surpresses his gag reflex on your apostle's creed.

Fuck this guy. It's all an act. Oh yeah, he doesn't have sex. That's because it's not really sex when Joe Buck sticks his thumb up your ass while Mike Tirico surpresses his gag reflex on your apostle's creed.

RUN, COWARD
Run, RUN