My brother and I literally wore that tape out. I think he continued to watch it even after we had beat the game.

We got both kinds… Country and Western!

Ahh, but it does. It does.

Aren't those the guys who took over the Oregon wildlife preserve? Hey-oooo!

I've gotta see what my oldest pal, Mr. Poopybutthole, thinks about this!

So Pandora is still a thing, I guess?

Psychic warfare is real!

Honestly, I'm hoping this one dies on the vine. I know the word "unfilmable" gets throw around a lot but… have you read these things?

Nothing came CLOSE to Alabama Shakes' "Sound and Color." Album of the year, hands down. Why is no one talking about this?

Well most of those characters are aliens, so…

His hair is perfect.

Smooth as shit from a duck's ass.

"Long Way Home," "Transmissions from a Lonely Room," "Naked Sunday," "Atlanta."

Needs more dog.

Joe Pesci.

I… will do that.

Blink 182's "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" and, to a lesser extent, "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch." Original Thurl Ravenscroft only, of course.

I suppose that's true, but it is my sincere hope that anyone who tastes a fine Scotch (or sees a great film, et al.) and doesn't immediately "get it" will see the experience as something to aspire to, rather than run from. I think it has a lot to do with context and how you're introduced to these things, but…

It's a baptism of fire. I fail to see the downside.

And Glenmorangie.