Wow. As if I needed another reason to never watch this.

Yeah, the creationists have cleared out but there are still a few signs that say things like "DID dinosaurs and humans live at the same time? I guess we'll never know…" It's kind of jarring if you're expecting, you know, science at your road-side museum.

How dare you. That dog deserved to LIVE, dammit!

Same. My friends and I called it "Abersnobbie & Bitch." And before you ask, yes, we were hilarious.

Yeah, a lot of these are honestly among my favorites… That is all.

No "Hey Bulldog"?? Fail.

Maynard James Keenan?

"Split your lungs with blood and thunder/
When you see the white whale walkers!"

Does this need to be said? I mean, are there people who DON'T hate Doug Benson?

We must shield her from these kind of comments.

Are you mocking her?

I'm in! When do we start principal photography?

That's what the Iron Fist Netflix show is for!

Sorry, can't help myself… *too far out and *effect.

Ree-Yees wrote a pilot?

Because of the implication?

Absolutely. Saw them at their last LA show and it was one the best concert experiences of my life. Plus, like 95% of their set was from SOPTC. That said, check out Songs to Fan the Flames.

A Gremlins remake? I'm advising my clients to put everything they have into canned food and shotguns!

"Disobeying the orders of your Lord Commander? That's a beheadin'." - Brother Jasper Beardley

Ahoooooooo…!!