@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus I'm not your friend, guy!

I'm not your pal, buddy!

It's kosher.  It's Christmas.

When life gives you lemons, you find a new God.

Now that you know this shit, don't eat that fucking sandwich!

@avclub-6ee934260c80f2e2f9098dcd3e44c032:disqus A cruelty free server farm!

I refuse to believe that nobody in England currently uses torches.

I don't want these.

5 for Fighting

@avclub-236e42b5af241c85d97910f5c1aa6107:disqus I wish there was a "loathed" button I could click.

The dirt won't match.

He turned me into a newt!

You can't lose the laser holes!  The laser holes are your heart!

Stump Beefknob!

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus Aren't you??

There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

Rocklords FTW

Terms of Enrampagement: The Grimlock Story

Oooooof SALESMEN!!
*wicked guitar solo*

AREN'T YOU??