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We were so busy trying to learn how to save The Voice that we never stopped to ask, should it be saved?

Agreed, but I think it's probably something more like 2, 4, 3, 1.  You never really hear about a pop singer's "amazing vocal talents" unless they're a) already successful and simply being described or b) as a defensive answer to "why do you listen to that bland crap?"

Want to read my diary?

Phrasing!

…Is that what happend to Uncle Ben?!?!

I felt the same, but she's actually fucking incredible in Descendants and a better fit for the part that Kirsten Dunst regardless.

"I want Kirsten Dunst back"

Cast it with the caterers…

Get off my space lawn!

Luke Cage makes a guest appearance in the new S.H.I.E.L.D. show!  Maybe!

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton

I don't want these.

♫  I am an (Iron) man of constant sorrow…

I don't understand this statement, and I won't respond to it.

He certainly has a type.

Jebediah Springfield?

And Loverboy has always sucked.

Yyyyyuuuupp!

Yes!  And the term "Jennifer Anniston."

Yes!