"All the ones I've come across…"

I know, right?  The guy goes and makes his first great film in ten years, reverts the turtles back to the mutants they were always meant to be, and now I don't know how to feel about anything.

Babies!  You'll have so many babies!

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Fuck it, incest for everyone!

There are ways of shutting that down.

I was saying "boo-urns."

A Rusty Venture?  Is that where you take your finger and run it around a guy's [BLEEP] while you [BLEEP] the guy off into his own [BLEEP]?

*"of a sudden"

All this, and…

Boom!

If you're not pronouncing it "FuXX" in your head, you're doing it wrong.

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

I ain't paying shit for shit.  To the Internet!

Seeing a lot of comments about Joffrey being "asexual."  I don't see it.  How old is his character, again?  16-17?  He's interested in sex/women (I think), but also terrified of it.

Liked for "susurrating."

Let's not pretend anyone is sober here.

Am I the only person who loves Mad Men and thought the Sopranos was just Ok?

Sometimes when I watch Mad Men, I can't hear the dialogue over my Megan-boner.

There goes my Carol/Merle 'ship fantasies…

How do I stop this movie from happening.  I am not kidding.  This is serious.