I have to reevaluate some previous considerations.

I'm rioting anyway, so whatever.

Whoa.  This show is getting As now??

I normal don't like to play armchair shrink, but Wiseau is clearly somewhere on the autism spectrum.

B-but, where are the ponies?

Oh, I see what you're doing.  I'm wise to your game now, bub.  I see the cogs 'amovin, boyo.  I know what's up.

THUNDERDOME, THE FUCK EDITION.

It's not *that* much molesting.

That's definitely not it.

(I like the part where the punch about their feelings.  It's how I feel too!)

FUCK YOUR FUCKING NEWSROOM.

I am not okay with this being the finale.  Why does everything I love leave me?

I'm going to DVR it and forget to watch it for a month.

I WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE TO SHOUT ABOUT THE LACK OF RAY DONOVAN COVERAGE.  I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ADMIT THAT IT DOES IN FACT EXIST BECAUSE I ALREADY MADE A BIG FIT ABOUT IT.  SO, I MUST PISS AND MOAN EVERY TIME IT COMES UP.

Catching up on this show, don't make it weird, dude.

I could've sworn there was a wet nurse in the first season.

It's a remake.

I wasn't going to listen, but then you said the words, "dope ass cowbell."

IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP HER FROM DIVORCING YOU, DAD.  STOP TELLING US THIS SHITTY STORY.

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