That'd be one way to get Todd to watch the rest of it.

@avclub-f7dafc45da369f8581fdf3bd599075aa:disqus Stop.  No.  Benjen Stark is not Coldhands.

Hasn't that been movies' function for some time now, if not always.

Finally, I don't have to be that asshole.

Will Ferrel has been old since the 90s.

I TOO WATCHED THIS CLIP.

I told you to stay out of my universe.

@avclub-c305906bce98a870409f20115c7cd4e7:disqus  Melisandre is fighting a desperately necessary and completely righteous war by any means necessary.  Gendry's expectation of what constitutes proper religiousness highlighted that tonight.
That's the context I view her scenes in.  

Like I needed another reason to drink two cases of High Life.

It's better this way.  Tarly is a punk, Tarly is always going to be a punk.  Trying to make him anything else is purely masturbatory on GRRM's part.   

That man is hideous.

Did someone say GoT fap thread?

No, that can't be it.  I'm nakey.

Hungry is the top contender for the moment.  How do I cope with this feeling?

Bruh.  Com'n, bruh.  Not cool.  

I might.  No promises, O'Neal.  Gotta keep that mystique.

This is… I… I genuinely don't know how to feel about this.  Someone, please tell me how I feel regarding this newswire.

Let's let him go just a bit longer…

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus I have no idea what you speak of!

My friends are used to not having nice things.  They're friends with me after all.