I never have the time to read.  And by time I mean ability.  I really need to do something about this whole illiteracy thing.

Gonna get real rowdy in the comment section.

@disqus_sAl1oFdHzz:disqus Sure.  Any chance you'd hire me to do the work?  I don't really need the money.  Just don't have much going on these days.  Since, well, you know…

@disqus_sAl1oFdHzz:disqus That reminds me.  I need a couple sacks of concrete.  I manufacture my own weights now, don't make it weird.

I don't like lady writers.  They have tendency to say mean things to me and zero in on my every last fault with laser focus.

Her eyes look small in that picture.  And by small I mean normal people sized.

Fine…

This account is the gift that keeps on giving.  It makes bad posts tolerable and middling posts excellent!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/…

"Is this Community’s final finale?"

Is this my penis?

*jots down a note in silence*

Stay strong, friend.

I just received a Fringe update.  You can't even fathom my pain.

All Supernatural can do these days is raise my expectations high enough to hurt me when they fall.

*golf clap*

I have no idea what you're talking about, but you mentioned Fringe.  So, I came by to say hello.  Hello, I'm Agent Broyles. Goodbye.

Do you guys have a Trump?  Would you like ours?

He makes the sex that makes the world sexy.

@avclub-6997a8bd0e1042b70b60c5c879a1780e:disqus I'll bro-marry you so you can get your privileges back, if you agree to help out with an overly complex insurance fraud.