Best show at leveraging violence for genuine human emotion?  Spartacus.  I piss on any challenge to my righteous claim.

That's a keeper, I'll be back to save it after work.  I mean I could use my external drive but I can't be bothered to fight a usb connection right now.

And the murderous reign of apple juice, he's good at promoting that too.

I was you'd link to Ronald stomping the Hamburglar.  Er, uh headbutt pun.

Are you suggesting I go outside to masturbate instead?  Because that's what I'm hearing.

@avclub-9808b9d9bef3cc06261d0ca743532cfc:disqus Loius CK is secretly jacked, like Steve from American Dad.

I went to that comment section once.  It was highly overrated.

I suddenly feel compelled to pirate every single episode of Hercules the Legendary Journey.  I must have it.

Was it suppose to be a joke or send up of something that everything was taking this so seriously?  "TEENAGE GIRL DEAD DUE TO EXCESSIVE STUPID."

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You know that's exactly what they're going to do, right?

My James Urbaniak notification just went off.  Tell me more.

Woo!  It's the 80s, give me some drugs! Woooo!

Today, the part of Biggie Smalls will be played by Lance Reddick playing Fringe's Agent Broyles.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Ain't nothin wrong with some jailhouse romance.

@avclub-aec5e966a73ebdef615d3ea493d23c86:disqus Sheeeeeit.  Shoulda said so.  Send me the ribs instead, I'll lock this down for another 6 seasons and a trilogy.

Dare thee malign the fair visage of my lady Penny?!  DARE THEE??

I'm going to send them some fertilizer so they can grow their own green leafy vegetables, a natural source of fiber (my joke has layers!).

I'll be in my office.

@avclub-0e2a88b513f0734fd19ed6c89a68658c:disqus Clean your motherfuckin room!