@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus I get what I deserve.  You get CAW CAW, BIATCH.

I'm not sure I'm okay with this.

It's not that I don't like 30 Rock, but I'm not going to miss it.

If they keep it up, I hope their opinion's diverge at some point and the tensions become such that they're forced to fight proxy debates in other reviews.  Todd will find himself trying to hold the lightly populated and barren but ruthlessly defended "great job, internet!"  Genevieve will make a full hearty push into…

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Confidence only goes so far when you're mashing faces with an in-the-closet lesbian.  I probably should have said that in the first place.  In retrospect, it's a little funny.  

I think he's a spinmeister.  Why am I just mashing German and English words together?  Has someone been letting me read the New Yorker again?

Raylan Given's Dating Method: 
Step 1—move in above a bar
Step 2—be sad about your ex-wife
Step 3—date the first available bartender
Step 4—marvel at your poor fortune with no idea as to how you arrived at this situation

I'm still waiting for the second crazier shoe to drop on the matter of Pete.  He's too easy going and generally benign.  Although the reggae love goes towards my hypothesis that he is high literally all the time.  

I would like to put forth a theory.  Max's pranks were only okay because he is actually a total Britta.  He simply covers his absolute failure with bluster and actual, literal trash.  DISCUSS.

Point of order, this maneuver works less well in real life.  In fact, it makes everything awful.

Better than Tree Trunks.  I know I'm alone in this, but I want to smack the crap out of that awful miniature elephant.

@avclub-cf38ad14d65e2e248e320e8f214a5f40:disqus {cum on dudes—ha-ha!] I, for one, prefer slop houses.  They know what I want, and they know how greasy I want it.  Very, in case you were wondering.

As far as broadcasting our nation, Jersey was bad enough.  But, Bostonians are liable to actually hurt a foreigner.  This is dangerous!

As far as broadcasting our nation, Jersey was bad enough.  But, Bostonians are liable to actually hurt a foreigner.  This is dangerous!

*heavy sigh*

Our misery is their main source of joy.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Gentrification is driving Mom and Pop Crack Dealers out of business!  It's just wrong.

The problem with my knowledge is that the stuff I make up sometimes seeps into it.

@avclub-6956968b560a7eb499ca03a8b3b43189:disqus Don't take that tone with me.  This was specifically regarding fiction, thus trope.  Furthermore, if you're going to insist on using that much alliteration, I can't be expected to take you seriously.

Caesar was overrated.  Crassus is my man.