Right, don't give it away for free, gotta keep classy.  Wait, if I wear a top hat can I give it away for free?  That'll keep it classy.    

Goddamnit. I am literally out of money until the new year.  Guess I'm going to have to trick some broad into taking me to the movies.

Goddamnit. I am literally out of money until the new year.  Guess I'm going to have to trick some broad into taking me to the movies.

I was planning on giving everyone their own combat robot… But, since you all don't seem to be in the Christmas spirit, nevermind then.

I was planning on giving everyone their own combat robot… But, since you all don't seem to be in the Christmas spirit, nevermind then.

@avclub-bc011d00bcc91da3b8b3cb43ca0bcd73:disqus Speak for yourself.  I'm judging the shit out of all of ya'll right now.

@avclub-bc011d00bcc91da3b8b3cb43ca0bcd73:disqus Speak for yourself.  I'm judging the shit out of all of ya'll right now.

Best laugh I've had in a while.  I thank you.  Your country thanks you.

Best laugh I've had in a while.  I thank you.  Your country thanks you.

For your birthday, you may submit to a piece of paper with a single name written on it.  That person will be taken care of.  ; )

For your birthday, you may submit to a piece of paper with a single name written on it.  That person will be taken care of.  ; )

Good.  I hate Christmas.

Good.  I hate Christmas.

ARE WE FORMING A MOB?  I'D LIKE TO HAVE A MOB.

ARE WE FORMING A MOB?  I'D LIKE TO HAVE A MOB.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Watch your mouth.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Watch your mouth.

You can not keep a pair of pants on that man.  I would know.

You can not keep a pair of pants on that man.  I would know.

IT WAS A BINARY CHOICE.