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Agent Broyles
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If you think about it, that's pretty big of him.  I tolerate about 20% of America on a good day and love about .0001%—don't check that math.

I can't get past her utter lack of a butt.  It's like seeing a boom mic during a porno, really ruins the magic.

I can't get past her utter lack of a butt.  It's like seeing a boom mic during a porno, really ruins the magic.

I googled peplum, and I still have no idea what going on.

I googled peplum, and I still have no idea what going on.

FUCK YOU, WALDEN.  FUCK YOU STRAIGHT IN YOUR DEAD FUCKING FACE.

FUCK YOU, WALDEN.  FUCK YOU STRAIGHT IN YOUR DEAD FUCKING FACE.

Honestly, it's been kinda meh for me.  I feel like a break was in order anyway.

Honestly, it's been kinda meh for me.  I feel like a break was in order anyway.

I haven't been watching Burn Notice…because…I've been doing my schoolwork?  That's a lie.  Anyway, has it been good since it came back from break?

I haven't been watching Burn Notice…because…I've been doing my schoolwork?  That's a lie.  Anyway, has it been good since it came back from break?

Do I look like I want to get crucified?

Do I look like I want to get crucified?

Yeah, right.  I'm doing it right now and noth—

Yeah, right.  I'm doing it right now and noth—

WHAT'S IN THE COMMENT BAAAAAWX?!  WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX.

WHAT'S IN THE COMMENT BAAAAAWX?!  WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX.

So, I get home from work this afternoon only to find that my DVR didn't record this episode.  Better skip class and get wasted.  Shut up, this a perfectly reasonable escalation of events.  

So, I get home from work this afternoon only to find that my DVR didn't record this episode.  Better skip class and get wasted.  Shut up, this a perfectly reasonable escalation of events.  

I was all, shut your pretty face, Alison, and dance already.