Based on a child's lower body weight, drunk.  I suspect.

Based on a child's lower body weight, drunk.  I suspect.

Ah, concussion my old friend.  This ep was extremely relatable for me, as my multitudes of trashed hockey helmets can attest to.  Sure, now I know you're not suppose to lead with your own head, but I had some trouble retaining that lesson in my youth on account of all the concussions.  sort of a Catch 20 potato… 

Ah, concussion my old friend.  This ep was extremely relatable for me, as my multitudes of trashed hockey helmets can attest to.  Sure, now I know you're not suppose to lead with your own head, but I had some trouble retaining that lesson in my youth on account of all the concussions.  sort of a Catch 20 potato… 

Gary Oldman is what he needs to be, when he needs to be.

Gary Oldman is what he needs to be, when he needs to be.

If trolling facebook got you mistresses, I'd be rolling in cooze.

If trolling facebook got you mistresses, I'd be rolling in cooze.

Everyone knows the Amish are too well constructed to be broken.  The trick is to gloss them with a coat of rumspringa.

Everyone knows the Amish are too well constructed to be broken.  The trick is to gloss them with a coat of rumspringa.

Why can't you just let Drunk Nate Silver pork what he wants to pork?

Why can't you just let Drunk Nate Silver pork what he wants to pork?

That's a math joke even us dummies can enjoy!

That's a math joke even us dummies can enjoy!

But, American Dad is good, and the Cleveland Show isn't.

But, American Dad is good, and the Cleveland Show isn't.

Squinty eyes.  The allegory was in the squinty eyes.  

Squinty eyes.  The allegory was in the squinty eyes.  

My housecoat is naked.

My housecoat is naked.