Caleb Followill. Long story. He deserves it.

I think he might have been kidding about the "I should have won" comment. His sense of humor has always been pretty dry. Also, Blais' comments, especially the dickish ones said about people like Lisa, were the most entertaining of his season. Home town chef or not, I like him because he says things that I am thinking…

This happened backstage at Alexa Chung's show, not at the roast…

The Proclaimers
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) reminds me of How I Met Your Mother. The cassingle! "Don't worry, it will come around again."

I agree—Keller or Bayless should take it. I would be okay with Smith, too, but only because he reminds me of one of my regulars at work. (Southern queens are the best.)

wedding songs
I don't plan on getting married. However, I decided while at my brother's super-traditional ceremony a few weeks ago that if I did, I would walk down the aisle to "Hell is for Children."

I fight for and against some bands.

We Are Night Sky by Deadboy and the Elephantmen. Better than FF any day.

I don't play to trolls on a normal basis, but Fuck You. I like this band, I don't love them.

Fuck you.

I will be Jay's shill because he is awesome.

Yeah, hip hopster, the money was really good. I made $4 an hour and averaged $10 an hour in tips. A lot of money for very little work.

If you can handle a MPDG mistress…

Hey, I am still a waitress. I can get a guy free french fries and beer, yet I am still single.

First job
When I was 16, I got a job as a carhop at Sonic. I smelled like fried food for months, but I still crave the food to this day.

season 6
I am so excited that my favorite chef, Hector Santiago, will be on the next season of Top Chef. Had another great dinner at Pura Vida earlier tonight, and I hope he does walks away with the prize on TC.

Your Saved by the Bell knowledge is lacking. James was a waiter, not the owner, and he only appeared in two episodes. Jeff was a manager. Ed Alonzo only did the first season, but he remained the owner.

I would be okay with the hot guy (Brett?) being in every shot, in every taste test.

According to Jim was finally cancelled, jorel.

Don't you realize you are an asshole?