But no one gives a damn about what's really important…

That's no joke. Shit weather, shit people, shit politics.
Plus it looks like West Texas, only fatter.

Love both the big-released BF5 records.
Song for song his solo stuff is hit or miss.
He DID cover The Darkness, though.

I looked for a Van Hagar Defense thread but came up short.
Growin' up in West Texas in the late 80's - we had one radio station - but I scraped my allowance together to buy OU812. And one day listened to said album on my portable cassette machine (check Oxford unabridged) on earbuds (which were new at the time)…

For reals? Where you be?
Living in test-markets is dreamy.
I bought every bag of Wasabi Funyuns I could get my hands on but they never rolled nationwide.

Why's my favorite feature
now spread over two pages?

Why I Hate The Eagles:
They're nigh-inescapable on pop radio.

I've got
Bulletproof Arms

Mariska Hargitay from L&O:SVU turns my crank. (Though a quick Google image search seems to point at her TV wardrobe being the main cause of her "masculinity".