"Whoa. Boobs."

The entire exchange about jerking off on a day you that you also happened to have seen/walked by a kid made me laugh my ass off.

Anyone listening to KEXP's breakdown of Three Feet High And Rising today? It's lasting all day (12 hours) and it's fantastic so far.

Lie down on the couch!

*nervously*
"I, uh, suck blood all the time."

I'll allow it, but watch yourself counselor!

Big ups to people of all stars and stripes.

*Podiatry office leaves message wishing viewer a happy birthday*

Mary Holland definitely gets one of my spots on Mt. Crushmore.

Rich Fulcher is an acquired taste that I have fully acquired.

The whole "clumsy portmanteau" story gets funnier every time. Scott is 100% correct about that fact. It plays like gangbusters on the live ep.

The last half hour of Doughboys was perfection. Spoon Nation and The Burger Brigade both raging their heads off in a united front against Susser. What exactly WAS he doing the entire podcast if Usong was in charge of the math?

I got a free trial for a month through Amazon Primes. Bajillion $$ Properties is a great show and worth trying it out at least IMHO.

Holy Hell, I didn't know that was a thing that was happening. That made my day. Thank you!!!

Rhea Butcher is hilarious. She just has that affect/accent/dryness that completely tickles my comedy sweet spot.

"Is this a musical table?"

Girl/Boy for life.

Lauren Lapkus just threw her hat in the ring on FB.

His wife was killed in a tragic bubble accident!

"Hey kiddo… Norris Jones!"