HELLO! I NEED WATER!!!!!

I'm still a massive fan of "You are big fat stupid!" from Thomas Middleditch's China character.

It's a true shame Brad Pitt bailed on his series of 7-themed films!

Anyone hear the Tarrytown show yet? Those Regina Krimp theme songs for Len Weisman's shows were all A+.

Just started Fates & Furies and am loving the language and thinking what selfish assholes everyone is. Still in the Fates part I've heard people say the real fun stuff comes when we get to Furies. The omniscient observers in the brackets are great.

I'm sure had such a blast with transgender.

Bryan Cranston.

Redneck: "You like the taste of recycled urine!"

Everything having to do with the court case against the government just destroyed me. Funniest Cera role in ages.

And their refusal to explain it because they had a place to be and couldn't be late.

It never did live up to the title. Very few books could, let alone a debut nonfiction not-really-a-memoir thing like this. It's diverting and held my interest for the initial passages but eventually it went up its own asshole and became the very essence of trying too hard to be clever and innovative.

Tim Baltz's favorite term to drop on CBB is "jollies" and it's always hilarious for me.

Read Saramago's Death With Interruptions for an interesting spin on this classic plot. One of my favorite books.

He just shows up in that horrifying makeup from time to time and sings a song about not diddling kids.

Timothy Spall.

Sam Elliott.

That Mentos commercial at the end might be my favorite thing they've ever done. If you have to escalate a joke, definitely end it with Amy Sedaris sobbing with a mouthful of Mentos.

Jessica Chastain almost played the part played by Rebecca Hall in Iron Man 3.

Tickling needs to factor into it somehow.

Loved Erin Hayes spot-on Gino impression.