Bernadette's neighbor is such a gnat!!!

"You guys, I just came SO hard."

The man has access to boats he must take a lot of people out on international waters.

It surely deserves all the trailer awards for that voiceover guy.

I'm just sad we never got closure with the "Shut up and leave me alone" kid story line. What if he changed his mind?!!!

Obligatory posting of Mallory Ortberg's first article on Kristen, which I loved and may influence my defense of Stewart, who I have always liked quite a lot although I avoided every single Twilight movie like the plague.

Also Wild Horses member Mary Holland as a semi-regular. Not sure where she is on the call sheet.

"Paul? Who the fuck is Paul?!!!"

Obligatory "I don't even know anymore!"

Infinite Jest for me.

"I hope he's wearing something windbreaker."

Any time I go to a fast food joint I now refer to it as "The Hamburger Store" ala Fat Mac.

"We know more about you than you'd like."

Can we edit that out?

You guys, I'm really worried about Michael Ian Black.

The lack of any Arabella/Lady Pole fanfic is baffling to me and I request the Internet fix this forthwith!

Funniest moment of the show was when Norrell started fake dancing at Lost Hope.

Now that's just insubordinate and churlish!

Mine will always be the alien confused about how humans reproduce.

Anyone read the final entry of Seinfelt? It's pretty much perfect, albeit a little overlong.