Chick-fil-a's owner is a massive homophobe.

Derry Murbles is apparently a huge celebrity now.

My name's rapping Scott and I'm here to say
I like to rap in a commenting on the internet kinda way

I always forget, which one is Lon Gunderwear?

Just sharing one of the best Tumblrs ever (after Seinfelt).

I'm a huge fan of this one:

Titular til I die! Down with eponymous!

He's a standup comedian who tours all the time. I'm sure you could convince him to show up for a solid paycheck.

I would kill for more Fringe.

I'm sure sequels will come to me soon, but for now I'll just stick with TV I want new seasons of:

I definitely didn't buy it. Didn't make any sense. Very suspicious. It's one of the few things about the book I'm still scratching my head over.

Sweet! Hell of a find.

Do you mind me asking where you found it and did it cost you an arm and a leg? I've been looking for that entire thing for a while now.

Yes, the mighty précis. Should be more used this day and age.

Also the best Drunk History drunken historian ever.

I loved the scenes toward the end when we finally get to meet Crosbie Wells in person as opposed to through other people's recollections of him. He's such a troubled gullible guy and watching him get worked over by Lydia & Carver is just painful to experience.

Honey, those aren't children. They're packets of cream cheese.

I loved their riff on Billy Crystal and how he smiles at the audience to make sure they know he's telling a joke.

Like an update of Zodiac but with Koenig instead of the Graysmith character? Holy fuck, I want to watch that this instant.

Plus there was a moment when Matt Gourley told him it was based on real events and Howard seemed to be caught off guard by that revelation. Which means he thought it was a show about a fictional crime. God, Gourley is the best.