"These Chumleys are going to be just like my preferred serving size of Funyons…a handful!"

Buttafuoco to you, too, Matthew!

Books: Finished The Tiger's Wife and loved it, the characters and really the story and how it revolved around everyone within it was entrancing to me and the writing was superb. Will read again.

Rise of an Empire is better than the first one but still pretty much garbage, but there are scenes (especially the sex/fight scene) where Eva Green is brilliant.

Loved the scene in You're Next with the automated camera going off at random intervals in the dark. That bit was brilliant. Great flick.

Tim Meadows really is the highlight of Mean Girls. Him & Lizzy Caplan are the funniest people in it

The Birdcage just reminded me (yet again) how much I miss seeing Gene Hackman on screen.

How about Tyler Perry? He was the best (after Carrie Coon, that is).

The high point of WOWS for me, aside from the Lemons scene, was the scene where DiCaprio and the dude from "The Artist" had the dual internal monologues dueling against each other. God, that was a hysterical scene.

Shauna Malwae-Tweep: "I just think I could save him, you know?"

Two quotes from that sketch that get quoted by me and my friends at least a couple times per week:

Have you seen Tristam Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story? She's really funny in that.

GREAT JOB, THE TOAST!

NONSENSE!

Bunk.

"Drugs. On the table?"

Hi, I'm Proposition Joe, you ever steal from me I'll kill your whole family.

Cheese.

Train.

Fuck you.