Never not funny.

What comes around is all around!

I'm partial to "small box-sized sword."

Slings & Arrows!

Dat da da da dahhhhhhh.

Ah, but can he SING "Jeremy Piven?"

He made a movie about Igor Pachenko the Great Russian Train Robber?

The Luminaries ***********SPOILER*********** thread for people who have finished the book!

"These pancakes couldn't kill me. I was already dead."

"Shut up about your stupid catering business!"

Yup, according to Twitter, it's No Holds Barred

"Michael Jackson's Off The Wall."
"I'll say he is…he's off the planet. Wants to freeze himself, doesn't he?"

His interactions with AJ are a definite highlight for me.

Guess what? An actual episode of HDTGM is coming out Tuesday! And it's live, so you know it should be a good one. They normally knock the live eps out of the park.

"Sadness is one of the strongest of human emotions. It also happens to be one of the saddest."

Dr. Kaplan: I've said too much. I really can't tell you anything about him. You know, doctor-patient confidentiality.
Liz: Oh, come on. I mean, you're not really a doctor.
Dr. Kaplan: Well, If that's how you feel, then you're not really a patient. And people who aren't patients don't get toys from the treat…

Your face your face your face your face your face your face your face your face your face your face your face your face your face your faaaaaaaaaccceeeeeeeee!!!

S.

"Snuggie debacle" is right up there with IASIP's "hamburger store" in terms of two words that just create perfect humor potential.

I can see that I suppose, but him throwing the Highlights into the aquarium was the funniest moment of the night for me.