Bless you! That's always been exactly my take on that scene but for years the internet has been telling me I'm a dope for thinking so.

That's just about my favorite line in just about my favorite film. It's so spot-on Minnesotan. That little pause lets you know this is a guy who never curses unless it's absolutely called for. Even then, his wife gently touches his arm to let him know he's crossed a line. That "fuck" cuts so much deeper than Steve…

I remember Miller saying John Randle's incessant trash-talking to opponents was "like Lecter on Miggs." The rest of the booth was silent. I liked Dennis Miller on MNF.

There were rumors that he was into field hockey players…

Same. I never quite got why the other woman, cute though she was, was made out to be the office bombshell when Ms. Brewster was sitting right there.

I have my limits.

We just don't see enough Tromeo and Juliet quotes around here. Or anywhere, really.

It may be my favorite line reading in the history of cinema.

Ah, here is a more appropriate forum in which I might note that the Detroit episode did nothing to temper my longstanding crush on Paget Brewster. Not even a romantic crush, necessarily. She just seems like a great person to hang out with, and she was Birdgirl.

"Well, I expect that kind of language at Denny's…"

"No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f…"

Yeah, it never would have struck me that people would think they were secretly The Beatles, but once I read the story I could see points on that album where somebody might have found similarities if they were looking hard enough. Some of the lyrics and bass lines are rather McCartney-esque, and some of the vocals have…

Musically, I'm a big fan of the understated "fuck." I'm thinking Pavement's "I don't understand what they mean and I could really give a fuck" or Gillian Welch's "Leaving the valley / Fucking out of sight." I might even throw in Boogie Down Productions' "On the ground was a bottle of Snapple / I broke the bottle in…

"I have a rendezvous with death, and so does the President, and so do you if you get too close."

"Sub-Rosa Subway!" God, I love that weird, weird album.

Guh?

I had one of those too, but he just had us read our textbooks and gave us five-question quizzes on what we'd just read every day. For his Current Events class we listened to Paul Harvey's daily radio show and then took a five-question quiz on that. The student body voted him teacher of the year my senior year.

She definitely wasn't as sloppy as some, but she did randomly make everybody hang out in her walk-in closet, so I have to think she just holds her liquor well.

Apropos of not much, I just want to say that Paget Brewster's 'Drunk History' installment did nothing to dispel my longstanding crush on Paget Brewster.

I guess I get why people were upset, but I loved that performance. That type of thing is exactly what I love about seeing live music.