Wait, there's a choreography category and this wasn't nominated? What the hell was?

Yeah, I'm surprised at how hard I'm taking this. A lot of times when shows I like get canceled I console myself with the "at least it never got the chance to start sucking" idea, but with Bunheads I feel more like it never got the chance to be as awesome as it could be. I think the next season of this show would have…

I don't want Sasha to not exist.

That this article was not headlined "The rain, the Bjork and other things" is an insult not just to The Cowsills, but to all of humanity.

But he was on Cheers!

It's entirely conceivable that the existence of this song inside David Lynch's head predates its discovery by the rest of the world, or even its actual writing.

No, I know, I was stretching the parameters myself. I mainly just wanted an excuse to plug Moe Tucker's "Andy."

His daughter made a movie about chopping off Sherilyn Fenn's limbs and keeping her in a box, so take from that what you will.

Now I'm imagining the Small World ride with a bunch of puffy-cheeked dolls singing the Lady in the Radiator's song. I would ride that ride.

Love the song, but that one's more about his dead artist friends, I believe. Same with the brilliant Magic & Loss. I'm counting Andy as sort of a fifth/sixth Velvet.

But really, aren't all jokes?

Dave Blood.

I also like that, and I would qualify for membership, but I would never tweet that.

There was a longstanding rumor that the subject of that song was the dad of a kid I went to high school with. I'm not sure whether he claimed that himself, but he certainly didn't discourage the rumor.

The Watusi… The Twist…

Dammit, you've reminded me how much I want this show back. I can't not know what happens with Ginny!

I know Andy Warhol wasn't technically a member of The Velvet Underground, but he was instrumental enough in their formative years that I feel justified in acknowledging how great both Lou Reed and John Cale's Songs for Drella and Moe Tucker's "Andy" are.

I'm sure I'd survive in a world without Sasha, but I'm not sure why I'd want to.

The Sin Syndicate might have killed my still-gestating interest in exploring the sleaze films of Michael and Roberta Findlay. It's pretty much a bunch of early '60s striptease sequences spliced together with newsreel footage from WWII and the Cuban Revolution, with a bit of gratuitous rape thrown in for the roughie…

Whether or not he ends up being as pivotal a character as it seems he might be, I'll pour one out for poor Vendata. It takes a lot to stand out as a sad sack among this show's roster of supervillains, but he pulled it off. The robot small talk first date was one of the best scenes of the season. Combine that with the…