I'm 34 now. I saw it for the first time when I was 18 and was underwhelmed. But I can see where I would have dug it a lot if I'd seen it at the right age.

Don't get me started on Della the Head Witch. That was a whole different kind of crush. http://static.comicvine.com…

Well, unlimited access to NBA games and/or Ahmad Rashad would be nice.

As long as Billy Dee supplies the drinks.

Around the time Casper came out I noticed one of my nerdy school friends was aging into a dead ringer for Ms. Ricci. Unfortunately, other fellows noticed the same thing and she moved out of my league right quickly.

I reckon that'd be Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Not the M.J. Hart bastardization, the Archie Comics version, especially as drawn by Al Hartley. Al Hartley's Betty and Veronica were in the mix too. Considering that dude was the mastermind behind all those insane Archie Christian comics (which I owned and loved,…

Those were different times.

I was 15 when it started. I watched it pretty regularly for the first couple of seasons, mostly because I was already watching Seinfeld. Then I got a driver's license and didn't bother. I caught up with it in syndication after college because it was on at dinner time (when I was roughly the same age as the characters…

New Girl reminds me of all the things I liked best about Friends and subtracts a lot of the things I liked least.

Check out Twitter on any given Sunday night. People still get together with friends to watch the shows they love, they just don't do it physically.

Like a cow's opinion - it doesn't matter. It's moo.
That gag is right up there with "You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?" as my favorite joke of the series. Matt LeBlanc really mastered Joey in the later seasons.

The best part of "Your Song" is when Elton decides "Man who makes potions in a traveling show" is a more viable career option than "sculptor."

Could my Matthew Perry impression BE any hackier?

Even if I'd never seen an episode of this show (and I've seen them all), I'm pretty sure Matthew Perry's bemused "You don't get a lot of 'doi' these days" would have stayed in my head all these years just because NBC advertised the pilot so heavily during every show I watched back then.

What? When?!

On a related note, I was shocked and disappointed to discover how poorly written the Slender Man wikia is.

I have a cat named Orwell and once had a hissing cockroach named E, after the guy from Eels. I'm dreadful.

I used to work with an awful lady who brought in a kitty litter cake on her
birthday. This was a cake made to look like a clumpy box of kitty litter. She
thought it was the funniest thing in the world. When I left the break room in
disgust, she said, “You don’t like it? But you have cats!” Apparently for some
folks the…

Yeah, really. Porn is even more popular than Grumpy Cat, but you don't see anyone making a porn movie, do you?

Shaft dominated that category in the '70s due to his policy of not copping out when there's danger all about.