As soon as I saw Will was writing about this, I knew without a doubt that @avclub-b750f74544cb00c138079607276995e9:disqus would be front and center defending it. As I've said before, you're one of the great treasures of the internet.

Of course I have to link this. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

How many Gasols are on that?

"I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman!"

Remember the Pepsi Wave? I still can't fathom how an obnoxious, market-tested, proto-viral hand gesture failed to catch America's fancy.

I singed my eyelashes lighting a hitter in a port-a-john back in the day, but this baffles me. With a bong the flame is considerably farther away from one's face. One's hair oughtn't come into play at all.

I think I do. The strings are exactly what the song needed, even though nobody would've guessed this song needed anything.

I'll take "The Mosquito."

Shaun the Sheep rules.

For an early '90s killer tick movie starring Seth Green, Clint Howard, Peter Scolari, Ami Dolenz and Alfonso Ribeiro (as a South Central tough guy named "Panic," no less), Ticks is remarkably good. It's funny without being distractingly self-deprecating, the effects are well done and legitimately disgusting and the…

I like the straightforwardness of "Tree." He's tall and not especially mobile. It's perfect.

Liked because you mentioned Wayne "Tree" Rollins and that's my second favorite NBA nickname.

Heck, I've owned it on VHS since the '90s and will probably watch it during my workout tonight, now that this article's whetted my appetite.

Give in
Ride the punk nostalgia wave
For all it's worth
Recycle the name of my old band
For endless reunion tours
Sing all those songs from the good old days
'Bout how bad the good old days were

By the transitive property, where does that leave a gorilla?

"oh man this guy is about to freak out should I freak out no keep it together oh here is a little boy in a monkey mask eating creamed corn that doesn't make me feel better at all"

When I watched Twin Peaks in high school, every single time Sheryl Lee appeared my pretentious then-girlfriend would comment, "She's excellent in Backbeat!" It got so annoying that it took me a long time to get over being knee-jerk dismissive of Ms. Lee's abilities.

That's some fascinating and insightful stuff, @clownsaw:disqus . Makes me feel bad that my first thought is Ed Wood in Ed Wood gleefully shouting, "Lurk him!"

That's your answer for everything.

Yes.