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You misspelled Dead Man On Campus.

I give credit to SNL and Bobby Moynihan for rightly pointing out that these kinds of jokes are the domain of the nation's drunk uncles.

Mmm… teenage dom…

One time she was Grand Marshal of a Mardi Gras parade and I saw her leg as the float passed by.

For me, getting a license to tell Dad Jokes has been one of the nicest fringe benefits of becoming a dad. I always had that tendency, but now I'm officially sanctioned.

"And now a little move I like to call 'Bang the Drum Slowly.'"

That's just inevitable in a city that's home to Too $hort.

I enjoy Ron Cadillac on Archer all the more because I know his every appearance inexplicably infuriates one of the commenters over there.

Not to mention Fingerbang.

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Plug Prime Cut in there too.

Has any actor ever had a stronger decade than Hackman's 1970s? Night Moves, Prime Cut, French Connection, Zandy's Bride, The Conversation, Poseidon Adventure, Young Frankenstein - I'm sure I could go on.

Man, I wrote a heartfelt eulogy to the Phipps era back when he left. I didn't think it was going to double as a send-off to the whole site, but now I'm worried.

There's a moment in this film where Gene Hackman threatens to make Harris Yulin eat a live cat, and it's not at all a given that he's bluffing. If you need more enticement to see this movie, we are very different people.

Heck, from the same song, they coulda gone with The Men in the Trenchcoats, The Vandals, New Fools, etc.

Exactly. Every time I try to set up a restaurant outing for more than two people, it winds up as a herculean exercise in logistics and scheduling with multiple tactical errors along the way. If even one member of the vast network of conspirators was anything like me, every massive government cover-up would be doomed…

Is he really? Good gravy, I'm not a pristine specimen of a 34-year-old by any means, but I never would've guessed that fiftysomething dude squealing on TV was a fellow member of the Crystal Pepsi generation.

Trader Joe's Fearless Flyers provide much-needed roughage and essential inks!

I love that exchange. It's weirdly refreshing to see a smart, reasonable adult gladly learning something new from another smart, reasonable adult and sharing that lesson with the world.