You're back home with your family now, where there's nothing to be afraid of… except that fog that turns people inside out…

He recently performed at a casino near me. That's… something.

I remember thinking that one song with Method Man was OK.

So you're friends with John Linnell, is what you're saying.

Eh-li

@TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus It was a pretty sketchy bar, too, but for some reason they had ABC Family on the TV. I was watching a swamp rock band cover "The Monkey Speaks His Mind" while guys with facial tattoos shot pool across the room and 'The 700 Club' played over my head. It was pretty dope.

I'll give his Pulp Fiction performance some leeway just for his delivery of "Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks." (Which of course sets up my favorite comeback ever in a movie.)

Y'know, if you move the terminus of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song south a few miles, you get Coolio's "I Remember."

He's not into Will Smith? But he's the Black Man Everyone at Work Can Agree On!  http://www.theonion.com/art…

I saw an episode of 'The Fresh Prince' in a bar the other night where Uncle Phil had just a moustache and not his trademark goatee. I don't remember that period of the show. It was profoundly disturbing for reasons I don't fully understand.

Inasmuch as nothing has ever gone especially well for Iowa, I think it fits.

As a Minnesota alum, I can take no issue with their assessment, although @avclub-a25bdadb91ea1f5222cc274c8416909d:disqus makes a strong case for Maryland's Wiggumhood.

Yeah, I know one of those too. She's kind of nondescript, much like the character.

"A pom-pon (also spelled pom-pom) is a loose, fluffy, decorative ball or tuft of fibrous material." http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

That was how I quit my job at a pom-pon factory. No one ever called to check on me or followed up in any way. Apparently when you run a pom-pon factory, no-shows are just assumed.

That will all change under the guidance of replacement director Jim Anchower.

As long as they bring back Donald Sutherland as creepy, elderly hippie Jesus, I'm on board.

I could see her as Angela, though.

I like picturing Alan Tudyk as Michael, partially because I just like picturing Alan Tudyk. That guy has one of my favorite faces ever.

Aw, I didn't know Jim Zulevic died, let alone 7 years ago. That saddens me. I interviewed him for a magazine article years ago and he seemed like a lovely dude. He probably would've made a good Michael Scott too.