Green eggs and ham, obviously. And maybe a little slice of roast beast with a truffula fruit garnish.

Meanwhile over here we're still struggling to face up to the lessons of the L.A. Gear riots.

"I am, how you say, Russian Guyovich."

"The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all!"

Ooh, I love movies of that ilk. See also: White Gorilla, Marilyn: Alive and Behind Bars

Also, my local record shops have a ton of great in-store performances.

I don't even try to get special releases, but there are always a ton of great sales. That's what I'm all about.

And Julia Ormond was Lindsay Lohan's mom in I Know Who Killed Me! Circle of life, man.

Speaking of dead flesh at Staples Center, how 'bout those Lakers? Right?

Oh goddammit. I just realized I booked a trip that puts me out of town for Record Store Day. I love my local Record Store Day.

For some reason, I find the idea of Eric Roberts and Will Sasso being bitter enemies delightful.

Off topic, but whenever I see Tom Berenger in something, I enjoy imagining the same role being played by Tom Bergeron.

As a matter of fact, it did: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

I was thinking From Beyond, which likewise is not a bad thing of which to make one think.

I remember the Mad Magazine parody of that. It was called "Brand X-ed." It all comes back to marketing, man.

I don't know if I Know Who Killed Me was necessarily supposed to appeal to underemployed stoners with nothing better to do than go see a terrible Lindsay Lohan movie solo on a weekday afternoon, but I can think of one instance where it absolutely did.

Yeah, it wasn't on my radar at all, but now it's a must-see.

Amazingly enough, Leelee's career was not revived by playing the fourth or fifth biggest female role in the Wicker Man remake.

Yeah, my  initial reaction to his appearance was "Eric Roberts? Huh?" but it soon changed to "Huh. Eric Roberts!"

Well, watching Sterling Hayden get high, at least. That's almost better, in a way.