Who's the Man is sort of a classic of the genre. Not that it's good, mind you, but it's far more reputable than any of the post-Master P swill Nathan is talking about. Plus, it inspired a pretty decent KRS-ONE diss. (" I reside in the watchtower watching MCs land / Your career will be as short as my part in 'Who's the…

Who's the Man is sort of a classic of the genre. Not that it's good, mind you, but it's far more reputable than any of the post-Master P swill Nathan is talking about. Plus, it inspired a pretty decent KRS-ONE diss. (" I reside in the watchtower watching MCs land / Your career will be as short as my part in 'Who's the…

I was just reading about that the other day. It sounds astonishing. I'll bump it a few notches up the must-see list.

But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I"!

Clooney might be the best-cast Bruce Wayne ever. His Batmanity is not as clear-cut.

He does not care for looky-loos.

I hear good things about Sacramende.

John Schuck would be the most frequently name-checked man in hip-hop, if only for rhyming purposes.

But by that standard, Big Bully with Rick Moranis and Tom Arnold would be a terrible idea, and I know you're not saying that!

Yep. Here he is with Willem Dafoe from Lou's The Raven doing some weird take on "The Fall of the House of Usher." It's kind of unlistenable.

He made a cameo on a Lou Reed album, for some damn reason.

Let's see, off the top of my head, there's the entire Andy Milligan filmography, John Carr's astonishingly inept Marilyn: Alive and Behind Bars, the absolutely brain-numbing Curse of Bigfoot,  the way less fun than it sounds Woodchipper Massacre… I could go on and on.

It's not particularly worth the effort, but I'm a sucker for a good, bloviating John Carradine role.

And as long as everyone's talking about asses and New Orleans, I saw Big Freedia Saturday night. That is a show that merits seeing.

I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang is so great and so maddening. That whole sequence in the burger wagon is just wrenching.

No, you have to phrase it as "What's a puppy bowl?" so I can say "Usually in the low 200s, although he tends to step it up on league nights."

Welcome to the working week indeed.

A video store that stocks Down By Law and not Clerks 2 sounds like the right kind of video store.

That is correct.

I've seen far worse, but I've kind of made that a mission. But yeah, there's not much to like about it. Even the charms of Estelita Rodriguez are rather dulled when you find out that this was the last movie she made before her untimely and suspicious death.