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Do we know yet which iteration has the ten-and-a-half?

It's a CSI episode waiting to happen!

But beware! Ve Germans are not all smiles und sunshine!

Susan Boyle looks exactly like Reid Fleming's mother from Reid Fleming: World's Toughest Milkman. I thus presume she would and could knock a motherfucker out as soon as look at him.

They call me Robert Petrie
And I live in New Rochelle
With my wife Laura and son Richie
But now my life's a living hell
'Cause I tripped over the ottoman
One too many times
I tripped over the ottoman
Until I lost my mind

That is the rare fun fact that actually meets both criteria.

Good call. Mayhem seems to follow Dean Winters wherever he goes.

Perhaps it was riding the whip, as I'm told ghosts sometimes will.

Perhaps it was riding the whip, as I'm told ghosts sometimes will.

Well, nobody's gonna top that.

I imagine Ornette Coleman's fighting technique to be a wild flurry of kicks and punches only occasionally aimed at his opponent's torso

"I ever tell you about the army ants, son? The army ants, they leave nothing but the bone."

Leonard holds up both fists. "Let me introduce you to the Sisters of No Mercy, motherfucker!"

The Ox-Bow Incident is so good. Maybe Harry Morgan's finest moment, and that guy had a lot of them.

Carnage is a terrible movie by most standards, but it's a pretty good movie by Andy Milligan standards, but it's not a very Andy Milligan-y movie by Andy Milligan standards. I have no idea what to make of Carnage, is what I'm saying.

My biggest beef with Levine's hosting was that Christopher Walken is currently in a high-profile movie and should have been there instead.

Be very careful. That's the movie that started me down the Andy Milligan rabbit hole, and I've been sinking down deeper ever since.

DINO, DESI & BILLY

*looks down

*looks down