It's because they're kind of shaped like… They're the belles of the ball!

To be Frink, "Jessica Chas-TAAAAIINN glavin."

The other day my 3-year-old woke up from a brief nap, laughed maniacally for a solid three minutes, then rolled over and slept for another two hours. Kids truly are terrifying.

Emo Phillips here.

I'm the right age for those but considered myself too hip to own any of them. I did/do have the similarly ubiquitous Pulp Fiction soundtrack, though.

I can only hope this means the guys from Too Much Joy will be posting their own Django op-ed shortly.

I knew what that was before clicking. Sadly, the clip of Biz doing it live on the Chris Rock Show seems to be gone from YouTube.

When one of her offspring launches a creative endeavor half as inspired as Dino, Desi & Billy, then we'll talk about Lucille Ball comparisons.

I have 13 Flavors of Doom from '92. It's OK.

Yeah, all sculptors do is distract us from the true artists in this world, by which I mean traveling show potion-makers.

If I were a sculptor… but then again, no.

"I got chunks of stools like you in my stool!"

I just bought that one and will probably get to it this week. I'll circle back with you here next time.

Change it to 'Trouble on VelJohnson Street' and then we're talkin'.

If we're being reminded of Onion headlines, this made me think of the headline they ran after Siskel's death: "Ebert Victorious."

I didn't really intend to do a Friday night incest movie double-feature, but I wound up watching Bloody Mama and Seeds of Sin back to back. The former was surprisingly great, a nasty, sleazy Bonnie and Clyde knock-off with better acting and production values than I usually expect from a Roger Corman flick. Shelly…

If I get as big as dad, won't my skin be too tight?

I do believe you mean haunting wabbits.

Here you go. I think most of the album is on YouTube, but it definitely merits a purchase.

… and they actually say "Fuck you" at the end. Punk Side Story is a goddamn masterpiece. Schlong's a hell of a band across the board, really.