"I have signed affidavits from four mental health professionals stating that my client suffers from lunchmeataphobia and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions!"

I prefer $7 ten-thousands.

I prefer $7 ten-thousands.

All good, but I give the nod to him trying to hang out with his mom only to have her slowly close the door in his face.

All good, but I give the nod to him trying to hang out with his mom only to have her slowly close the door in his face.

Hey SCRATCH Acid, it should be "Modell" instead of "Model" in the second word.

Hey SCRATCH Acid, it should be "Modell" instead of "Model" in the second word.

Christopher Chaney does!

Christopher Chaney does!

Yeah, "S.O.B.s" is my personal least favorite as well. The whole Richter quintuplets thing fell flat with me, and everything got a touch too winky. There's still plenty to love, of course. Just not quite as much.

Yeah, "S.O.B.s" is my personal least favorite as well. The whole Richter quintuplets thing fell flat with me, and everything got a touch too winky. There's still plenty to love, of course. Just not quite as much.

Oh dear…

Oh dear…

British, eh? I never woulda guessed that.

British, eh? I never woulda guessed that.

His "Who loves ya, baby?" would ring hollow, because it's a well-known fact that Telly cannot love.

His "Who loves ya, baby?" would ring hollow, because it's a well-known fact that Telly cannot love.

Love this track. On a similar note, Joe Bataan's "Rap-O Clap-O" needs a lot more love. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Love this track. On a similar note, Joe Bataan's "Rap-O Clap-O" needs a lot more love. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This is as good an excuse as any to recommend A Town Called Hell. It's a generic spaghetti western with a way better title than it deserves, but it's made worthwhile by Telly Savalas playing a Mexican warlord. It's one of the most wonderfully half-assed performances I've seen. He speaks like Speedy Gonzalez for most…