Exactly what pops into my head anytime I hear the words "Peter Criss." I've never been much of a KISS fan but I love that song.

Help computer…

Help computer…

"A house can never be a home when 10-foot-long cat toys dangle from the ceiling, Peter. Christ, I wish I could host the book club here once in a while."

"A house can never be a home when 10-foot-long cat toys dangle from the ceiling, Peter. Christ, I wish I could host the book club here once in a while."

Aw, hell no! What's up, dog!

Aw, hell no! What's up, dog!

I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

Yeah, that's my favorite awards show moment of ever.

Yeah, that's my favorite awards show moment of ever.

My favorite venue in town, and only partially because it's a five-minute walk.

My favorite venue in town, and only partially because it's a five-minute walk.

I will, but it'll be because I'm watching Archer.

I will, but it'll be because I'm watching Archer.

I was lucky enough to interview him a few years back. I've seldom been more intimidated, both because he's a complete luminary and because, as you said, dude's huge. I'm a 6'5" Nordic and Bachmann has at least a couple inches and 20 or 30 pounds on me. Turns out he's a super cool guy. Just made me love his music all…

I was lucky enough to interview him a few years back. I've seldom been more intimidated, both because he's a complete luminary and because, as you said, dude's huge. I'm a 6'5" Nordic and Bachmann has at least a couple inches and 20 or 30 pounds on me. Turns out he's a super cool guy. Just made me love his music all…

As giant alien bug-rape movies go, that's a pretty good one.

As giant alien bug-rape movies go, that's a pretty good one.

Boots of leather