What facts? This was the play-by-play, dude:

Don't forget King Donko of Punchstania.

Well it was just released last week, but fuck me for trying to be optimistic, right?

They've had like a half dozen different female vocalists record with them. My guess is that you're thinking of Amber Coffman, but then again I don't think she's a bad singer. Guess you're just gonna have to chance it.

They were just in Mistress America. Deradoorian just isn't with them anymore.

And she's the hottest clown since the guitar player in the Dr. Rockso video.

But he has a half dozen more comments to make about an artist he doesn't like!

According the lyrics it's the front yard that's full of rubbish. The house itself could be fucking spotless.

I think we need some clarification.

"The Last One." It's the season 2 finale. It's up there for me, too. Ignignokt and Err leading the meeting always cracks me up.

H. Jon Benjamin's deadpan line readings for the Moth Man are great.

I started to check out about that time, too, but I got sucked back in with season 10, which went by the alternate title Aqua Teen Show Show and had a breezy jazz intro that's catchy as hell. I started watching again and the season was pretty great, overall, as have been the past few seasons. It's still not as good as…

I was going for a 30 Rock reference, but Three's Company will do. Janet was a babe.

If it'll be about swinging geriatrics, they should set it in Florida. It's still the 70s down there.

So you clicked on an article about a biopic you already know that you don't want to see, and now you're in the comments section telling people who are enthused about it that you don't want to see it? Fascinating.

I actually have an idea for something similar. There's a phone app game called Star Wars Force Collection that's kind of like Magic: The Gathering only with Star Wars characters. Players collect cards that they buy in-game and then play against each other. Like Magic it has its own black market—players use things like…

And Kevin Shields has said that he was deliberately avoiding what came to be associated with shoegazing:

The German equivalent (if you're thinking of schadenfreude) is Fremdscham (vicarious embarrassment or shame) or fremdschämen, which means feeling embarrassed or ashamed for someone else.

Hey! The article mentioned Patton Oswalt, so let's make dozens of comments about how much we hate him for another AVC circle jerk.

RHCP's music might not be essential, but they made some decent albums for their time (e.g. Californication, By the Way). I don't get the animus against them. They collectively seem to have a pretty self-deprecating sense of humor. The most worked up I could get about a band of their caliber that I don't care for…