Mis-conceptions from the Movies!

Cloaca-on-cloaca action

Are you saying that I can lose 35 pounds if I become a famous actor? I'm skeptical, but I'll give it a try.

"The detective is here."
"He's been a ghost the whole time!"

Razorback is also better than Rogue.

Some Netflix horror gems that I've liked: the shrine, lovely Molly, the pact, banshee chapter, and, of course, troll hunter.

I watched banshee chapter last night based on these mildly enthusiastic recommendations. It was mildly entertaining, as promised! Actually, I quite liked it for the most part. Some of the scares were effective and I loved that some of it took place in an abandoned Reno subdivision.

I'm just thankful that, in this new, ultra-PC incarnation of the AVClub, where it is forbidden to criticize the anatomies of female celebrities, it's still okay to make fun of fat redneck ladies.

Komodo Cloaca

Steller's Sea Cow Gums

They want the robot to blend in, right? Well, if the movies are contemporary, then it makes sense for Cyberdyne Systems to fashion their latest terminator to look like a contemporary Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The detective slowly turns to the skin-covered microwave, which is counting down from :30 and making a sassy remark.

"Give me all of your blue plate specials."

I zuppose vee vill have to… terminate her.

I don't know if I'd call The Humane Society "rock monsters." They're good, but I liked OMD and Depeche Mode better (not to mention Heaven 17 lol!).

Hey, the purpose of this thread is to celebrate the career of Chris Messina. It's not the time or place for stupid jokes. I'm Loggin' a complaint.

It's really pretty amazing. They aren't even a "real band" and yet they've released 6 AKNF albums over a period of 14 years. They've got the kind of consistency and longevity that only a handful of "real" rocknroll bands have ever achieved.

Just looking at my Carl Newman playlist… the guy has written about a hundred really great songs since 2000, and a few more before that as well. So impressive.

I heard another great one! Back when Stamos was married to Rebecca Romijn, they walked into a bar. The bartender told John that they had a drink named after Rebecca. He said, "is it called Blue Beard?" But she had already walked out because it was a gay bar.

Don't forget that Zombie had an unofficial sequel of its own: Duran Duran's "Night Boat" video https://www.youtube.com/wat…